A Sailing Seal
The cutest skipper to have sailed the seven seas is about to cast off. Despite its amusing moniker, the Sea Wiener has no nautical puns. Although the word “sea” appears in the name, it is not a pun. It also has some regal artwork of a dachshund next to it, indicating exactly what the name signifies. There’s no confusion here. And look! The wiener in question can even be seen in the photo, relaxing on his perch and waiting for another chance to smash the waves. Can’t you see him?
A Sailing Seal
Always Fighting
These boats clearly form a pair. We’re not sure if they’re owned by the same individual who has his pick of nautical equipment; they’re under the supervision of a couple of brothers who have spent their lives squabbling, or a husband-and-wife combo who spend a lot of time nibbling at one other’s heels. When they’re in these boats, they let the boats speak for themselves. As for the “wood” in Wood Too and Wood Not, we can only conclude that the boats are painted wood. We wonder which wood would win a race.
Always Fighting
