30+ Hilarious Boat Names That Will Make You Laugh

Published on 06/12/2024
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Me and the Buoys

We haven’t seen any nautical puns in a while. The Yeah Buoy appears to be a party boat, and with a berth near Milwaukee, WI, that means there will be plenty of beverages on board – though we’re sure the driver will remain responsible. This boat exudes positive vibes and evokes everyone’s favorite clock-wearing hype man, Flava Flav. Oh, what if it’s Mr. Flav’s boat? Is this famous rapper from the finest state in the union? Does he like football? Maybe he is a Green Bay Packers fan. Roll out the barrel, Flava.

Me And The Buoys

Me And The Buoys

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Thanks, Dad

A ship or boat is quite expensive. The initial cost alone may produce sticker shock, not to add equipment, repairs, berthing charges, and gasoline. Overall, it may deplete a money account while filling your heart with memories. The Kids Inheritance is something the whole family can enjoy, but once the inevitable happens and the kids have to split up the estate, it may be difficult to divide the boat into distinct sections. We’re confident they’ll be able to work out some form of time-sharing arrangement.

Thanks, Dad

Thanks, Dad

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