Throw Out Your Line
If you’re brilliant at something, what better way to promote it than by name your vessel after it? A baiter is someone who enjoys casting a line and reeling in a large fish, and being the greatest at it can bring a lot of attention. When they see this ship, they will only think about how wonderful this person is at fishing. Hold on; we’re receiving a communication from another department. Oh. Okay. Well, that’s just crude. It still makes more sense to focus on fishing.
He’s Very Familiar with the Local Coast Guard
It’s quite a technique to flaunt the unlawful means by which you obtained enough money to purchase a boat, but there’s a legitimate reason to give a watery retreat this moniker. You see, the person behind this boat is simply a pharmacist. So, while the name is absolutely proper, it is also entirely legal! He won’t be pulled over much because he has the perfect cover tale. He’s not doing anything wrong; he just runs a thriving drugstore someplace onshore! Is this going to be true every time he goes out on the water? It’s hard to say for sure.