30+ Hilarious Boat Names That Will Make You Laugh

Published on 06/12/2024
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Throw Out Your Line

If you’re brilliant at something, what better way to promote it than by name your vessel after it? A baiter is someone who enjoys casting a line and reeling in a large fish, and being the greatest at it can bring a lot of attention. When they see this ship, they will only think about how wonderful this person is at fishing. Hold on; we’re receiving a communication from another department. Oh. Okay. Well, that’s just crude. It still makes more sense to focus on fishing.

Throw Out Your Line

Throw Out Your Line

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He’s Very Familiar with the Local Coast Guard

It’s quite a technique to flaunt the unlawful means by which you obtained enough money to purchase a boat, but there’s a legitimate reason to give a watery retreat this moniker. You see, the person behind this boat is simply a pharmacist. So, while the name is absolutely proper, it is also entirely legal! He won’t be pulled over much because he has the perfect cover tale. He’s not doing anything wrong; he just runs a thriving drugstore someplace onshore! Is this going to be true every time he goes out on the water? It’s hard to say for sure.

He's Very Familiar With The Local Coast Guard

He’s Very Familiar With The Local Coast Guard

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