30+ Hilarious Boat Names That Will Make You Laugh

Published on 06/12/2024
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It Is What It Is

Anything may happen on wide ocean. From a dolphin assault to a tsunami, there are numerous possibilities. Such is the case with life in general, which is why the philosophical boat owner titled his vessel Ship Happens. The ladder’s placement on the aft almost gives it a censored appearance. Fortunately, stepping on a boat and taking to the sea is a terrific way to escape the insanity of life, and having a boat that announces your opinions on things like flat tires, bothersome coworkers, and house problems is a nice way to put them out of your mind and relax a little.

It Is What It Is

It Is What It Is

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Just Being Honest

We can only hope that she is the only other woman in his life, or else his wife will be very upset. The name of this boat, The Other Woman, at least suggests an honest approach, because we imagine that if this is the name the man gave his boat, his better half is the type who requires a certain degree of honesty. At the very least, he is not attempting to keep his two loves from each other. However, this poses an interesting question: does the boat know where the owner travels at night? Is the boat wondering who the *other* other woman is?

Just Being Honest

Just Being Honest

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