Time for a Take Two
Boats can’t be that hard, can they? You merely build a spherical piece of wood and ensure it floats. We suspect they’re a little more complicated than that. The person in charge of building this boat may have skipped a few things in boat-building school, but it does have the appropriate name. Boat owners enjoy giving their boats meaningful names, but this is the type of name that invites difficulty. Maybe the boat is there since this is the second attempt; in that case, perhaps the captain of this ship should stay off the ocean and return to safe, warm, dry land. That or get “Try Again II.”
We’re on the Loose
When you gather all of your nuts and put them on a single boat, you know you’re going to have a fantastic time. Just make sure the boat doesn’t shake too much, or you’ll have to haul out the tools and start to work. What is available to eat aboard this ship? There are some buttery cashews, a little bitter from almonds, and we might even have some beautiful, crisp walnuts on hand. Just as long as you remain appropriately dressed. What kind of boat do you believe this is? This ship is for a group of sea-ready crazies who can’t take being on dry ground anymore. We must take to the waterways and celebrate our independence whenever possible.